Comedy writer for Andrew Tate / Slim Shady style short form content

I’ve created an AI character who delivers dark, punchy, comedic rants straight to camera — think Andrew Tate’s motivation/mindset/sense of humour + Slim Shady’s unfiltered dark humour, mixed with motivational punchlines and viral-ready commentary. The character is positioned as a “7-Time World AI Fighting Champion”, with a sharp, self-aware, brutally honest style that roasts modern culture, human behaviour, and trending events. I’m looking for a comedy writer who lives online — someone who is always plugged into pop culture, viral moments, social-media trends, and global news as it happens. Your job will be to create short scripts that I can feed into my AI persona for TikTok/IG Reels/YouTube Shorts. Who we talk about, and when (something just happend) and what we say is what will make these go viral (hook, funny story or take, punchline) What You’ll Be Writing - Dark, funny, Tate-style motivational monologues - Slim Shady–style savage one-liners, insults, and comedic rants - Takes on something that JUST happened (trend-jacking for virality) - Universal themes that resonate everywhere (laziness, relationships, haters, excuses, life anxiety, comfort addiction, fake flexing, etc.) - 30-60 second high-impact short-form scripts Ideal Writer - You consume online culture: memes, TikTok trends, celebrity drama, social-media news, internet beefs - You can turn a fresh event into a darkly funny take within hours - You can mix comedy + truth + attitude - You naturally write in a sharp, aggressive, masculine motivational tone - You understand what goes viral and why - You’re comfortable writing for a fictional “edgy” character without crossing into hateful or platform-banned content What I Need From You - A mix of trend-based scripts (on whatever is blowing up that day) - And evergreen scripts based on universal human themes Each script must be: - Fast-paced - Darkly comedic - Punchy - “Clipped-ready” with no filler - Designed for global virality (translatable into any language) Examples of Themes / Topics Laziness & excuses Fake flexing & social-media delusion Modern dating chaos Weakness vs discipline Haters & jealousy Consumerism & stupid spending People who talk but never act Overthinking, anxiety, late-night life thoughts NPC lifestyle routines “Self-love” delusion culture Motivation delivered brutally Bonus Points If You: Have written for edgy or dark-comedy characters before Have experience with social-media virality Understand meme formats & internet language Can write daily or near-daily scripts WITHOUT USING AI TO WRITE. This is not a job for someone who wants to use AI to write jokes, it does a terrible job and I can spot it a mile away. This is a job for someone who can take an idea and make something funny out of it in the style of those characters. Apply tot his job